Dactyl

Dactyl (Dak-til) :A female of loose standards, named after the appearance that they have while Taking on multiple partners. A Pterodactyl like wing action with their male partners personal members.

That chick is a Dactyl.

by dmbpoetic November 30, 2011

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.

The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.

by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011

Dacilyn

Defininition 1: BANGIN BITCH WITH NICE DSL's!
Definition 2: SWAGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER SWAGGER ALERT, This bitch has too much swagger for her own good.
Definition 3: Baddest ninja bitch in town with a nice big ass.

This one hottie Dacilyn.

by Poonmaster23 August 23, 2011

The Daily Shiz

a real gangsta's newspaper. sometimes read by dolphin trainers or dolphinlab people at the drc.

"Never try to train the dolphins while reading The Daily Shiz"

by Bedspread June 11, 2006

Twice Daily

Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!

by Shin Moses October 10, 2008

your Daily Donkey

When you get this big dick.

Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.

by Ya_Boy_Big_Nuts September 29, 2015