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Twice daily as in the number of blow jobs your girl friend/wife should be giving you each day. Used when 'blow job' (or one of the many synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.
Josh: How are things going with Sarah?

Mark: Great! She even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
by Shin Moses September 02, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.
Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!
by Shin Moses August 15, 2008
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