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Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED
by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010
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chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.
Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.
by Luke December 28, 2005
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chronic

Referring to the sensation: -cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic, what; -cles of Narnia.
by Tarrasque December 28, 2005
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chronic weed

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$
Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!
by tishanda April 30, 2006
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chronet

A community full of backstabbers, Liars, Cheaters, and Hypocrites. Something people like to be apart of for a while.
Lex Luthor Decided to join chronet, he was then met with a bunch of liars and company. He was soon kicked out for being a good person, along with his allies.
by Official Lex Luthor May 21, 2017
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The Urethra Chronicles

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
by fuck you... July 3, 2006
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chron chron

1. Something uber fucking good.
2. Something tasty.
Cigarettes and milk are chron chron for sure
by KBishigh January 1, 2009
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