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Country Thunder

4 days of fantastic country music and beer where lots of drunk dudes that have lived in cities their whole lives think they're cowboys.
Are you going to Country Thunder this year?
by NOITALL2 March 19, 2010
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Country Sexual

A metro sexual living in a rural settting.

A man who is concerned about his appearance even though he has no neighbours.

Semmingly gay, but loves the great outdoors and women.
Jim likes to drive his atv through the back woods in his flip flops and capri pants. He's a real country sexual.

Paul looks smart, sophisticated and stylish while he chops wood in his plaid button down (by Gap) and boot cut jeans (by Seven). A true Country Sexual.
by portable_guru November 21, 2010
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country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009
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alt country

Music influenced both by classic country artists such as Johnny Cash, Gram Parsons, Hank Williams and Woody Guthrie as well as classic alternative or punk bands such as Nirvana, The Clash and The Sex Pistols. This genre was basically founded by two bands, Uncle Tupelo and Whiskeytown in the late 80's and early 90's. Wilco, which grew out of Uncle Tupelo, and Ryan Adams, the lead singer of Whiskeytown, have brought this genre to the fringes of the mainstream.
Frat boy: So Dude, what kind of music do you like?
You: Right now i'm listening to a lot of alt country.
Frat Boy: I hate that travis trit shit!
You: no dumb ass, I said ALT country, like Wilco or uncle tupelo.
Frat Boy: oh, i heard them the other day, they were wicked cool.
by jtjennings April 7, 2005
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country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.
Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.
by LB March 31, 2004
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Country-fried

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.
Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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"countryside alliance"

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.
Truly, the "countryside alliance" puts the cunt into countryside .
by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008
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