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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.
Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".
by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 7, 2012
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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
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its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.
Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
by Boiga6 July 23, 2022
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Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
by Wildn May 20, 2022
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counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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