a dog could do it

Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.

A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.

by Dave Mute December 16, 2005

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

colt

A smooth skinned, good looking, strongly built male who has no flaws. He is always smooth with the ladies and is greatly endowed. This person usually has a love affair with Bret Michaels and is named Benton.

"Look at Benton, he is real sexy, he must be Colt!"

by John kaminski January 6, 2008

Anne Coulter

Right Wing Pin-Up Girl.

All you need is a pretty face to keep the herd in towing the party line. Facts and social awareness are unneccesary when you have blonde hair and the beef-folk to shepherd (See Vietnam War and Canada).

Self assuredness will often pass as logic, wisdom and most defiantly 'Fact'.

"I don't care what she is saying or who she is obeying, she's one hot mamma. Them Democrats is all funky faced eedyots"

by Stoogie May 13, 2005

coltrait

To get it on in a dirty fashion.

Hey woman, you wanna coltrait, in the Burger King bathroom?

by Jerr Bear January 29, 2008

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

coolth

the opposite of warmth! I use this when teaching my chemistry students about exothermic and endothermic reactions

you feel coolth when an endothermic reaction is proceeding in a test tube.

by fotondoc January 27, 2009