(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

apple computer

A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall

this apple computer is a piece of crap

by w1ck3d July 2, 2003

apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

by yerp July 3, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003

computer mash

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."
"Like how?"
"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

by Springloaded April 25, 2006

Home Computer

1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.

Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

by 4523562 August 5, 2008