charitable celebrity

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.

charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie

by Mimono December 2, 2010

Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013

Chadsturbate

When you try and Tokyo Drift and and don't pull it off so you masturbate.

"I slid too far into the turn and went off the track so I Chadsturbated"

by Not Chad, fer realz May 9, 2014

charity green

Charity Green , a girl with normally dark hair , fun personality, awesome sense of humor. Plays lots of sports and is very athletic. Usually goes by the nickname Char.

Charity Green the best person you will ever meet.

by bladedtree July 21, 2016

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Charity Replies

When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.

I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...

by Tang June 29, 2016

chaistar

Shy, kind, caring, and selfless being. Very clumsy, but makes choosing something difficult. Because they can't make a decision they mess up, but aren't afraid to try again.

For anyone being a chaistar, shine brighter then the other stars.

by Leada December 9, 2016