changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 25, 2022

Channing

Ick
Toxic

Gross

Channing is such a puss

by Tickle winkel November 9, 2022

chasing the snow

A Canadian tradition that involves a line of cocaine down running down your partners abdomen in which you try to complete before it falls off. The reason it may fall off off is because someone else is having sex with your partner.

I was chasing the snow off of Jenny, but Forrest finished before me and turned my snow onto slush. But you have to finish no big deal aye.

by PARTYMACHINE November 28, 2022

Chasing Pūkekos

An old rural New Zealand term used when replying to a question of someone's whereabouts.

"Where's Damo?"
"Out in the Kuiwhakapapas chasing Pūkekos with a long handed shovel."

by Where's Damo? December 28, 2022

Chasing the Rabbit

A term used to describe getting distracted or outright losing track of reality- often in reference to drug use, but also a term used sometimes by mentally ill people to describe a dissociative episode or the feeling of slipping into a flashback related to PTSD.

"At first, I knew it wasn't real, but I couldn't help chasing the rabbit."

by Consulting detective December 28, 2022

chasing Z's

The process of getting extremely stoned looking for the z moment which is the most spiritual moment ever and the greatest moment of your life until you finally catch the z's

lets go chasing Z's tonight

by Scott green 06 March 23, 2023