Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018

Cactus ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

Eye Cactus

Seeing something or someone that makes you want to poke your eyes out.

The hairy arse of the streaker was an eye cactus, and forever embedded in her memory.

by Bellyham2000 August 28, 2009

family cactus

A cactus that is extremely inappropriate.

Girl : " Hey can I see your family cactus? "
Guy : " Sure. "

by Family Cactus666 February 14, 2017

eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die

Hey John, eat a cactus!

by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016

Cactus

Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)

"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer

by Greta July 18, 2005

cactus eater

native american racial slur

John Red Corn is a Cactus Eater

by PiggyBankFrank June 23, 2009