cartso

Polari word for cock, deriving from the Italian "cazzo" with the same meaning.

His cartso was too fat for my arse. Ouch!

by DavidAdventurer July 13, 2003

Carlsey

a beautiful, caring, athletic, great grilfriend, easy to fall in love with, anyone would be luck to have this girl in their life,she is very loving , has a warm heart,and the one you are looking for.

Carlsey

by soccerbabee101 December 14, 2010

Caress the canoe

A reference to male self stimulation exercises of pleasurable nature.

However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.

"I was wondering if you masterbated earlier today?"

"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."

by Puhbinka July 24, 2012

Cars life

A fucking terrible movie

That movie is like cars life

by Frank Is Lit! November 7, 2017

Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Go Cards

The nefarious act of having sexual relations with a close friend or friends. Also known as "Go Cardsing."

K was a dumb ass for having sex and then living with G. Smart move, Go Cards buddy.

by Dr. Halloweenface August 26, 2005

Taro cards

A common miss spelling of Tarot cards

Destiny-I'm going to learn to read Taro cards!

Fundie-No your not!

Random all knowing of metaphysical affairs person-Of course not! She is going to learn to read Tarot cards instead.

by The alll knowing basil March 16, 2009