Bore-gasm

An orgasm that occurs despite the fact that you are bored to death. The reaction of the genitals is completely independent of the brain and no enjoyment is experienced whatsoever.

He was hammering me so hard and fast that I ended up having a bit of a bore-gasm.

by Fi69 May 3, 2020

Blackout Bored

The state of being so bored by an interaction or event to the point that you later don't even recall it happening.

"Hey, do you remember what Ashton said about True Detective?"

"No, I must have been blackout bored."

by suedidlyoudonym May 5, 2014

Bored Smashing

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Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021

Bored game

A common side effect for modern people who play board games. A quarter (or more) of people effected are children.

Kid: Board game? More like bored game!
Suck up posse: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

by Svifias March 13, 2019

Womb-bore

New Mother who describes her labour in excruciating detail to anyone and everyone.

My sister is such a womb-bore, if I have to here about her having 8 different peoples hands up her baby cannon one more time I am going to flip

by motormind December 29, 2016

bored soul

Some wierd ass shit some silly indian guy says when he's being soft

Guy: *makes a joke*
Indian: You're a bored soul

by desmondBill March 7, 2023

Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022