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Benedict cumberbatch 

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.
I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

Pope Benedict XVI 

the new pope. even more backward and conservative than the last one.

was a member of Hitler youth, most dumbasses saying this was a choice. ummm dude, if HITLER was the leader of your country i don't think you had much of a choice as a young child whether to be in Hitler Youth or not.
you're a complete dumbass if you think the new pope was an actual nazi. yeah like they'd ever vote in a pope who was a literal nazi.
Pope Benedict XVI by dud3r June 13, 2005

benediktas 

a name given by the god of partys and hookah bars. The one who drinks a shit load of vodka like its nothing! The one who fucks with every chick on the block and gets some! But when it comes to hard times theres always lotion under the bed.....
1.benediktas wakes up
2.shower
3.get ready
4.gym
5.tan
6.laundry
7.gets ready again
8.gets drunk
9.goes to a party/hookah bar
10.fucked up on the floor
benediktas by the god of hookah February 6, 2010

James Bond route 

Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also the potential that you will enounter some obstacles along the way, like numerous stop signs, stop lights, and difficult left turns due to non-stop cross-traffic.

Its common to drive recklessly while taking the James Bond route, much like 007 is forced to do when being chased through narrow streets in Rome, Paris, Madrid, etc.
Hwy 41 was so backed up, we decided to take the James Bond route and beat all those suckers sitting in traffic by a good 20 minutes.

He thought he was slick by taking the James Bond route, but ended up hitting fifteen stop signs in the subdivision and he got a ticket for doing 20 over in a 25. What an idiot.
James Bond route by Oh Welles March 19, 2008

Benedict Arnold 

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.
Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom

Nannah Bond 

The psychic bond between two non-blood related brothers.
Hannah: I was just thinking about that time you puked infront of the george girls.
Nikki: Me too.
Both: NANNAH BOND!
Nannah Bond by NikWJ85 December 12, 2010