Dumb-Blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom 'JF' C July 16, 2008

Blonde

A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls

Megan is a Hot blonde chick every guy wants.

by Megarooz December 28, 2005

Blonde boy

Gay with no friends and often bullied by others

Look at that gay blonde boy over there

by Male blonde May 3, 2021

blonder

being more blond then usual

Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds

by icedaman aka superman October 3, 2008

blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009

Blondelay

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"

When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.

by PPJ March 14, 2010

Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).

Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.

by suedo master January 15, 2010