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Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches
C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!
by rperazag December 13, 2010
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Bitchntutus Syndrome

A neurological disorder that is affects mainly females and gender confused mammals. Symptoms include: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, anger, impulsive betrayal, hatred to both females and males, occasion decapitation of males.
I think this women is having a Bitchntutus Syndrome lapse, treat her with vicodine, steroids and panadol.
by J781USA April 13, 2008
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bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone
I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup
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itchin & bitchin

to be so annoying that you are defined as a horrible itch and a bitch at the same time also when your having sex with a girl and her vagina is itchy and she is being annoying to you or nagging so you refer to her as a itchin & bitchin
" man your girl be a itchin & bitchin shit"
" dude my girl gave me a sick itchin & bitchin when we were done doing it last night cause i came on her face and she hadn't shaved in a long time "
by el macho guy February 18, 2009
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Bitchiness

Being a bitch to the point where it is personified and people want to have sex with it.
Gosh, Heather is such a bitch....I want to do her bitchiness.
by Tqizzle April 15, 2009
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Bitchin'

1. Anything that is awesome or sweet or cool
2. Anything that sux
3. Description of a person's actions/emotions
4. Short for Bitching
1. "Dude, did you see that game last night?" "I know, dude that was bitchin'."
2. "I feel for you man, thats bitchin'."
3. "She's been really bitchin' lately."
4. (this one is self explanatory)
by the Bitchinest September 27, 2009
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Bitching Red Wing

Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around
Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
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