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Basil Burger

A statement or remark made by a person that is illogical, nonsensical, or nonsensical due to a lack of thoughtful consideration or understanding. Typically, the phrase is used to describe something said in the heat of the moment or without any rational processing.
"You know, that guy just said we should drive to the moon because it's closer than the grocery store. What a total Basil Burger."
by The Verbiary Dictionary December 27, 2025
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Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling
Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011
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Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.
Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.
by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011
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Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.
I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.
by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012
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california basil

Another term for marijuana, weed, etc.
Pothead 1: Hey, you got that California Basil on you?

Pothead 2: yeah, here you go man, light up.
by gti116 December 28, 2015
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Colorado Basil

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.
by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018
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David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019
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