bassiled 

What happens when someone has all the outward signs of listening to you but you find out when you finished speaking that they haven't heard a word you said, either because they never noticed you start or they became completely engrossed in something else they were doing.

I can't believe you just bassiled me then when I was talking to you. That is so rude!

bassiled by Freddy Ngabwe January 21, 2009

Bassiled 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.

Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassiled off the track and then off the forum!

I was leading the race and I just got Bassiled off!

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassiling him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassils Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassiled off the track!

Bassiled by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

basiled

to be puzzled or bewildered over something amazing or astonishing, and get covered in basil simultaneously

Like baffled fused with dazzled.

Those golden gates are too amazing, i can't believe they exist, this is too amazing to comprehend, oh no I'm covered in basil. I just got basiled by those amazing, golden gates.

Stop basiling me, I'm trying to think

basiled by Gary Meatball December 14, 2010

Bassil'ed 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassil'ed off the track!

Bassil'ed by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

Bassil'ed 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.

Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassil'ed off the track and then off the forum!

Bassil'ed by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

Bassil'ed 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.

Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassil'ed off the track and then off the forum!

Bassil'ed by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

David Bassil'ed 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

David Bassil'ed by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019