The Astralis

Group of 5 men stacked on each other, like a pyramid, jerking off on an unsuspecting female. First one to finish has to hit a headshot.

Last week the boys and I ran The Astralis on the new girl

by Rock'o WIlson November 30, 2023

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Chicxulub asteroid

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

by ThighFish December 25, 2024

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Silk Astral

Silk Astral is the name given to Project gHOST Astral's last forum submitted by Humayun Bashir (icy) — (ig: hb.055) in October of 2024 @ TOR.

I'M posting this info along with the verified pjp for anyone interested without his permission because I'm literally just a girl. <3 🎀 (I'm sorry humayun).

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Regards,

wvyi

SILK ASTRAL was a masterpiece of GHOST AND RE-LIK. YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE. :3

by wvyi February 2, 2025

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Ad astra

To the stars—a symbol of hope and to move forward in times of darkness and despair.

Aka the most beautiful song a choir can sing.

A: Hey, what’s a beautiful and great song that’s symbolic and breathtaking?
B: Ad astra by Jason Neverud.

by alley rose November 24, 2025

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Bring The Asteroid

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.

Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!

Ted: Bring The Asteroid.

by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023

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Hard Problem of Astral Projection

The core, unanswered paradox: If consciousness can allegedly leave the body as an "astral form" to travel and perceive remote locations, what physical or informational medium carries this perception back to the brain to be remembered? The hard problem isn't proving it happens, but explaining how it could even work without violating known physics. How does a non-physical "you" see light (which requires physical eyes and photons), hear sounds (which require air vibrations and eardrums), and then imprint those sensory details into the physical memory structures of a brain it supposedly left behind? It proposes perception utterly detached from any biological sensorium.

Example: You astral project to your friend's apartment in another city and correctly see a red coffee mug on their counter. Later, you verify it. The hard problem asks: Did your astral form have tiny, functional, ghostly retinas and optic nerves? Did light in that apartment bounce off the mug, interact with your non-physical form, and then how was that data packet uploaded to your physical hippocampus? It's the ultimate bandwidth problem for a signal with no known transmitter, receiver, or carrier wave. Skeptics call it a vivid lucid dream; proponents have no model for the information pipeline. Hard Problem of Astral Projection.

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

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