Sarcastic Asshole

One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.

1. Alyx Gaudio you're such a sarcastic asshole.

by kushhh18 January 12, 2010

asshole

Any driver but you; someone who cuts you off while you are driving

Look at that asshole, he pulled out right in front of me

by Lisa Sohara February 7, 2004

asshole alert

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.

Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!

by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007

Digital Assholes

Online people who ignore PC and make fun of stupidity, as well as pull internet pranks.

Those guys are a bunch of digital assholes

by Shade X July 19, 2006

stupid-fucking-asshole

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.

The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.

by King Awesome November 26, 2003

Asshole Texting

When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.

"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."

"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."

by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010

AssHole

A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like.
The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for.
The person everyone seems to like but you.
Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on.
Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend
That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

by Hate on me August 26, 2010