apolojive

(v.t.) to say one is sorry even though one is not, usually sarcastically; to apologize insincerely

e.g. 1) “Sorry, lady”
“Don’t you apolojive to me, boy!”
2) “Oh, well excuuuse me for trying to provide for you and the kids!”

by ronald72 November 9, 2010

apolojizzing

make-up sex.

Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.

by youdon'tknowme..reallyyoudon't November 27, 2010

apol

a half apology, coined by Charlie Sheen in 2011

Sheen clarifies, "It's a little bit of a half-apology. An apol."

by epicbi-winning March 26, 2011

Apolojizzing

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.

A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.

by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011

Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

by Macon Love April 26, 2011

Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 May 2, 2011

Apolojizzing

Another word for 'make up sex'

I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!

by Chazwarn August 30, 2011