a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009
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He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.
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A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
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