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YouTube Spiral 

We've all done it. You start looking at a short clip - maybe only a few seconds long - and end up clicking on related content after related content for hours and hours on end. It's all just far toooooooo interesting!
Boss: "What time do you call this?!"

Employee: "Sorry - I got stuck in an epic Princess Diana related YouTube Spiral and this morning just got away from me."
YouTube Spiral by loulahoula February 15, 2013

youtube comments 

The brutal and repeated rape of the English language.
A sample of youtube comments: You are wright!!!!!! The're a lot of other great singers! What did he do the last years??????
Everybody is prising him but he is a man with a lot of debt! He loves his family but what did he left the family with? Moneytrouble!! pffffff

youtube trance 

Spending hours on end on youtube, going from one related video to the next, in a kind of trance-like state. Similar to a wiki-binge.
Ricardo Rafiel Johnson: Dawg, how long have you been on that computer?

Timothy Jared Schwartz: About five hours.

Ricardo Rafiel Johnson: Dude, you need to snap out of that youtube trance.
youtube trance by NOTMYNECK2 July 27, 2009

Youtube Comments 

The place that is filled with fanatics, wannabe environmentalists, fake ecologists, racists, misogynists, misandrists, illiterate idiots, consiracy theorists, misanthropes, SJWs, feminazis, madmen (and madwomen), weeaboos, otakus, the mentally ill and idiots in general arguing with each other about trivial stuff that is of little to no importance in the real world. Not only that but these youtube comment sections are sometimes filled with illiteracy and poor grammar that will be enough to make professors cringe and develop drinking problems. In fact, these sections can make anyone develop drinking problems due to the sheer stupidity, fanaticism, racism, and hatred that can be found within them. Usually, these people have little to no idea about what they're talking about and the stuff that comes out of their mouths sound like fanatical, zealous, radical bullshit. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want to lose some brain cells or to lose your faith in humanity.
Youtube comments is a place that is full of insane people and fanatics arguing about unimportant bullshit.
Youtube Comments by Wahrsager350 August 27, 2015

youtube national anthem 

A common phrase used to make fun of all the videos on youtube that feature a song that is ridiculously overused and annoying. Most often 009 Sound System.
*hears drone of shitty techno music*
ALL RISE FOR THE YOUTUBE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
youtube national anthem by g0atm0uf December 27, 2011

Youtube comments 

Absolute hell on earth. A place where people come to troll, argue over the most irrelevant and retarded things, call people names, and advertise things. The average IQ of a youtube commenter is about 12. They often think that they are very smart when really they are just a dumb sack of shit.
Youtube comments
commenter 1: "I hate this song. It sucks"
commenter 2: "No u suk tard."
commenter 1: "Frig off cunt."