Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
by ChickenMcKnowledge January 02, 2019
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puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
by Calun March 03, 2014
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hello child

Just being a creep in general
by I'm Joking January 25, 2017
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Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
by Home_Pope May 15, 2014
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Bastard child

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Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.
Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs
by Niggly4637 January 06, 2014
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child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.
Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.
by Sam is a Dick March 03, 2007
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love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.
You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.
by crackdealerdownon31st September 15, 2008
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