Pre-Break Week

Pre-Break Week is the week before any holiday or vacation for school. It is usually filled with many tests and homework assignments. For reasons unknown, teachers gang up on students and try to cram any last minute work they forgot to give their students in the prior weeks.

Joe: Yo man, my English teacher gave me 50 pages to read out of our book for Pre-Break Week. It's all due Thursday.

Bob: My History teacher is giving us a test Friday on all of the countries in the World. Man, I hate Pre-Break Week.

by sexybox April 6, 2009

Facebook is Bullshit Week

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.

Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'

Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page

All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.

Happy FiBWing everyone!

(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."

Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me

by Sorcha McNiven December 9, 2012

National slap Roshan Dave week

On this week (10-17 to 10-24) you get to slap Roshan Dave's ass without any consent.

Yooooo, Rosahn you finna die it's National Slap Roshan Dave week.

by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019

mid-week crisis

Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.

I got so crunk because of my mid-week crisis.

My mid-week crisis caused me to dye my hair green.

by BlackWidow September 10, 2006

bye week hell

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week

-Dammit, Turner and Portis have byes this week, what do I do?

-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 28, 2009

Exam week

The most stressful week known to students. Especially when there are multiple exams in a single week and/or at least two exams in a single day, this can be stressful as students try to focus on one big topic and end up messing up on other exams due to the amount of stress and other topics being erased from their brain due to one exam.

Phone conversation between two siblings

Middle school sister: Guess what, I get to go to the Bahamas with friends and you're not invited! Ha-ha!

College brother: Could you please STFU!? I have an exam week and it's very stressful and all you are doing is to make it even more stressful. I rather be in Bahamas than to deal with this crap!!

by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

by jv4life_11 May 8, 2011