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Irish Wedding

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.
“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”
by BimJean February 27, 2019
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Irish wedding ring

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.
I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.
by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008
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Wending

1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.
The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage.
by lifeislikeagrapefruit January 14, 2009
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Bangladeshi wedding

An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.
I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet
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wedding

An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.
Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".
by snowJT1 October 20, 2008
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gd wading pool

I fuck jeremy shores' family, cuz he's a batch and a gd wading pool.
by The Chosen One January 12, 2004
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Royal Wedding

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.
DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence
by Sheepy156 May 22, 2011
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