When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 09, 2019
by Scruff_pup September 01, 2017
by RogerMoore'sUncle January 07, 2017
A process invented by Yuppies where they purchase clothing, such as a shirt, then wear it until its slightly soiled, throw it out and get a new one.
by LinkXXI December 08, 2008
by psychonicky April 29, 2010
Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots
Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022