shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

by Us and the boys July 17, 2018

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

wastegate wanker

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

by Adam May 13, 2005

wankers tache

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region

Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.

by Phil Szczoczarz January 14, 2008

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016