Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

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Bosch-wash

A term used to describe a particularly awkward and intrusive sexual position. However this word can also be used to describe a washing machine made by a well known appliance manufacturer.

"Judging by the way that Jenny was walking, she had obviously just had a good bosch-washing!" or " Hopefully James has put my clothes in the bosch washer I will need that shirt later!"

by LE2 ... November 25, 2009

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log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

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helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

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Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

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