juul vs lang

Doctors site Juul Vs. Lang as one of the leading factors as to why many men and women have micropenises, and therefore suicide rates skyrocket.

Juul Vs Lang is for retards

by JVL sucks March 28, 2019

Stodden vs. Froner

A fight that is an absolute dub for one guy and an instant loss for the other.

This fight is gonna be such a Stodden vs. Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 11, 2019

Yanny vs laurel

This is an audio illusion. Which went viral after a post on reddit. The scientific explanation is that if you hear the frequency ”yanny” you are likely to be a pussy ass nigga. On the other hand if you hear the frequency “laurel” you are likely to have a 10 inch+ penis.

Have you seen that “yanny vs laurel” post?

by Carl Johnson grove street June 6, 2018

loral vs yanni

a bad thing that will tare us a part

dud witch won loral vs yanni

by hallo mi nam iz ... June 6, 2018

Braydon vs Josh

When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.

Guy 1: yo there's a fight Guy 2: Must be Braydon vs Josh

by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020

Playboy and Activeboi VS. Train.

One fine evening in the 805 area of California, two ho.eboys were having a kick back on the train tracks with a pretty lil thang, (honestly I don't remember her name) when they realized a train was coming for them. Knowing this was a battle they would lose, they left the train tracks, butcame back again only seconds later. The train seemed to have sensed them entering its territory. The train quickly turns into reverse to make an attempt on the lives of these brave young men, but that didn't stop them from sitting in the train tracks. The train makes a final attack by moving on the explorers once again, and fails. Then homeboy came along and stole the female of which the homeboy picked dibs on.

Playboy: Ay foo, grab the shit and let's move there's a train comin. Activeboi: Say palabra. Playboy: Palavra. Activeboi: you swear dawg, fuck that train I think its gone, it didn't want none. Playboy: We should be in a movie. Activeboi: Ye I'll call it Playboy and Activeboi VS. Train. Playboy: Ay foo don't forget about the bonus disk, yk the one where homeboy picks up on the hyna before you.

by Active a$$ foos November 14, 2020

fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

by QuacksO May 13, 2020