Volapük

The first constructed international auxiliary language (world-wide helping language) to really gain traction. Designed by a German priest, Johann Martin Schleyer, who felt God had told him to create an international language, Volapük's vocabulary is actually heavily based off of languages like English, French and German, and the language would have been extremely simple, had it not been for the inclusion of so many vowels and about 300x as many suffixes (future changes by Arie de Jong included adding r just to make things even more complicated, rather than scrapping the existing complications). Suffices to say that Esperanto was a lot readily available as far as Europeans were concerned.

The word occasionally pops up in French band names and the like, and is Russian slang for writing Russian using Latin letters as if they were Cyrillic (similar to l337 speak). Also used in Esperanto for the same effect as "It's all greek to me!".

"I tried learning Volapük, but found speaking English backwards sounded cool enough" (Post-graduate lingustics student)

"I can write russian using BO/\RTTI-OK (ru: volyapyuk/воляпюк) encoding" (Russian l337 speaker)

"That French band Volapuk is pretty awesome eh?" (International music lover commenting on own tastes)

"Crazy volapükists, did they seriously think they could steal the final victory from us?" (Esperantist from the days when everyone in Europe had a revolution or three up their sleeves)

by chrissomerry July 15, 2010

Volatile

A man (questionable) who cant even midair his own girlfriend, when she is yelling JUMANJI

"Our flag is secure!"

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Vodka-Squirt

A substantial amount of Vodka with a small splash of Squirt soda.

Damn, I'm so hammered from all those vodka-squirts earlier at the Goose ...

by 1018 Marine March 21, 2011

Vodkaholic

Some1 who is bingeing on Vodka but nothing else only vodka

-Damn son this niggas such a Vodkaholic

-Hell yeah he is like a crackhead....but with vodka

-Pieeee ass nigga lawlalwal

by Mr.bones June 26, 2008

vodka shits

The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.

Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me

by Boozeandblunts101 October 9, 2016

Vodka

A Russians life and dream

Some Random Soviet:"Comrade, you have Vodka?"

Soviet Number 2:"Yes, very good vodka"

(i wrote this because this field can't be empty)

by TootMydick December 30, 2018

Walls Of Volak

An overly aggressive hand job, one there is no escape from.

yo she hit me with the walls of volak and from that moment on it was a wrap.

by Datava October 14, 2020