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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 23, 2010
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Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010
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ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
by Irishpint December 7, 2010
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Ultimate Bot

A game/sport played in Northern New England as part of their culture.
In the winter, they held a friendly Bot/Ultimate Bot Tournament
by BotPlayer February 27, 2011
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Ultimate Bot

A sport that is often play in Northern part of New England by many locals in a small, unknown league called Ultimate Bot League(U.B.L.). This sport is not yet very popular world-wide because of the people who always say no to a new culture. It is a two-player game and requires a paper ball and a desk.
Ultimate Bot can potentially be a popular sport.
by Lance Lee February 27, 2011
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ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011
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