turtle trough 

the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle

I saw her demons come out of her turtle trough when she had sex with that turtle.

turtle trough by chickenbooter June 7, 2010

Turtle Touching Cotton 

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

Turtle Touching Cotton by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

turtletown 

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.

I see a turtletown up ahead.

turtletown by Turtle town June 9, 2017

sketchy turtle 

see awkward turtle. place right palm over left hand, and stick thumbs out to each side (thus making a turtle). now, rub the right hand back and forth continually over the left hand. meaning: to point out your sketchy situation.

(sketchy turtle demonstrated).
someone agrees, "yes, he is quite a sketchy person."

sketchy turtle by yay4SARAH August 9, 2006

The Turtle 69 

A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.

"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."

"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."

The Turtle 69 by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 27, 2008

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

retracted turtle by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Cat Turtle 

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

Cat Turtle by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016