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Traeger Fail

Traeger is the term given to someone who exaggerates a story to the point it is a work of fiction. And when he is telling the story it sounds so ridiculous it is just known as "Traeger FAIL"
For instance, stating their grandfather punched a bullet with his fist. That is Traeger FAIL
by Afro Arfan April 1, 2009
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Treecko

A Pokemon from the latest pokemon games, "PokeMon Ruby/Sapphire". He is a first-choice pokemon you get at the beginning, or agian through a cheat code. He is #1 in the Pokedex and has two evolutionary stages.
Your first Pokemon was a Treecko? Cool!
by Chris May 16, 2004
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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.
1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*
by DOOONKEH June 14, 2018
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Dollar Tree

The Dollar Tree is a rare tree found in

* Bill Gates' backyard
* The White House
* Kentucky
* Sims 2

It will grow you FREE money. On occasion, it will grow crappy merchendise such as plastic food. The seeds will be found in certain parts of Ireland. How do you think leprichauns get so many pots of gold? Yeah... Dollar Trees.

The Dollar Tree grows only in the warm climate of Kentucky or special patches which have been discovered by special people like Bill Gates. It is required to be watered five times a week and must be feed with a mixture of ground credit cards and crumbled checks. Mix it in with ground diamond powder. Wash, rince, repeat. After about a month, the tree will be fully grown. When harvested, the money you make will be $1,000,000. After a few years, you will be as rich as Bill Gates and possibly even have 99.9999999999999% of all the money in the world! Bad seasons will replace all of the money with crappy toys and stuff. There is a legend of a company who likes to steal the stuff and sell it in retail stores all over the USA! But there has been no evidence of this. and did you know... that dollar trees are incredibly well known in us

Fun Facts

* This is where money gets the green color
* Special edition Dollar Trees will give you gold!
* Slightly less special trees will give you silver.
* the doller tree is related to cotton, and jeans.
And they say money doesn't grow on trees...”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Dollar Tree
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Teegan

Hot, sexy, cute hair and such a nice girl to be around. She likes to flirt and she falls in-love easily with her crush.She doesnt like to be around quite people, shes a loud one.
Dayum Teegan
by John Tukker July 18, 2012
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ONE TREE HILL

the best show in the entire world. you should watch it. it airs wednesdays on the WB at 8. watch ittt.

chad michael murray = hot sex.
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one. – OTH

"I thought I knew you. But I guess it’s easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t, and that means you don’t know what I can do. You see me as someone who is popular and has all the answers. That’s not true. I may not always know what I am doing, but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together." - One Tree Hill
by EiLEEN_! April 12, 2006
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Treegasm

The yellowish powder all over everything in the spring is the result of the trees and plants "release" in an attempt to reproduce.
Yellow smoke cumming off a tree as the wind is blowing. Do NOT walk through it! It's a Treegasm.
by Olges April 22, 2010
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