Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

by dick e September 8, 2020

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 5, 2020

Getting Tarted

When you become rich, you are "Getting Tarted".

Person 1: Did you see how they're reselling cars?
Person 2: Yeah, they're getting tarted off of it.

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021