Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

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hippie toaster

Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.

Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".

by termer June 4, 2009

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trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

by PJCS2 December 23, 2009

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porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013

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