threadworthy

a newly created subject or thread on a message board indicating that the thread is important or interesting enough to justify taking up the limited space available for new threads

Your question about George Bush is certainly threadworthy.

by Ryan Meier February 4, 2007

Threadipede

A threadipede is the long white thread that hangs down from your cut-off blue jeans shorts and brushes against the back of your leg in such a way that it causes you to think that an insect has just landed on you.

Daniel thought that he was about to be stung by a horsefly, but he immediately relaxed once he realized that it was only a threadipede.

by Bullseye Warrior July 27, 2009

Treadneck

Treadneck - Nascar fan. Treadneck in its noun form is also a term for a Nascar driver.

(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.

(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!

by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

Threatogram

A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.

"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "

"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"

by lincsyokel August 23, 2012

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

oboe threat

Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.

Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!

by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014