[thoughthehadadickitus]

condition where a man thinks he has a big dick

Jerry: Carmen, where is Zack today?
Carmen:Oh, didn't you hear?
Jerry:Here what?
Carmen:He came down with a case of thoughthehadadickitus.
Jerry: Damn. Poor kid.

by wizzle f April 16, 2008

thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

thoughtlessful

describing a person or act that is simultaneously well-meaning and breathtakingly misguided.

Oh, look! Auntie Quinn bought paint guns for all the kids. She is always so thoughtlessful.

You thought our designated driver looked tired so you sent her home? That was so thoughtlessful!

by tam'difido February 26, 2011

ThoughtNader

A thought or idea that could potentially undermine a candidate of the Democratic Party.

"Did you hear Jill's latest ThoughtNader? She said there's no difference between him and Bush and that I should talk to a Pakistani."

by nowarbutclasswar October 3, 2012

thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.

"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."

by CoffeeMoogle October 9, 2014

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

thoughtpuke

When someone doesn't think about a problem, comes to you and says words that don't make any sense while trying to figure it out. Similar to a brainstorm - except the brain portion seems totake a break while this is occurring

My boss just came in and thoughtpuked all over me about this issue with Customer X, I wish he would think about these things before coming in and wasting my time talking about nothing.

Wanderspeak is one thing , but when you come in and thoughtpuke on me - it doesn't me to understand the problem or help you solve it Jerry.

Did you hear Sarah Palin thoughtpuke at the event last night? She's like an undead zombie that just keeps coming back to life in 'Murica.

by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016