ELA Teachers

Ela teachers remind me if Life 360 bc they both ruin ur life. Ela teachers r the worst and make your stress levels go from 0 to inifnity in 1 second.

(Setting: The purge)
Me (at my ELA teachers house)- if you dont wanna die then beg for your life in a 12 point size with a times new roman font page. No double spaces. Must have AT LEAST 14 paragraphs. Have fun :)
ELA Teacher- *starts typing while crying*

by mylifeismessierthanmyroom March 8, 2020

teacher

A person whose life calling is in the perpetuation of the body of knowledge and experience gained through thousands of years of civilization. Often attempts to impart said knowledge despite resistance from students who do not care, parents who do not care, administrators who care about the wrong things and other people such as religious fanatics and governments who want their own agenda satisfied. Teachers are passionate about their subject matter, and given a class of students who actually want to learn, there is no end to what can be accomplished. Your typical student nowadays do not understand the one basic fact...without education, you go no further in life. Education is the cornerstone of a civilization. If people were given this value from birth, our poor country would not be in such a sorry state today. Teachers do not give homework to punish or ruin your life. They give it so that you can gain the practice you need to master subject matter. You might not see how you can use this matter later in life, but unless you happen to have a crystal ball (and know how to use it), you really have no idea when you might need it. One of the most important things you can learn in school is time management, so that you can both get your work done AND have a social life, rather than wasting time complaining and end up with no time to do either. Teachers are not people who failed at other things, all of the teachers I know and work with chose teaching as their career outright. We are teachers FIRST, in other words. Our current educational system is not perfect, it's not even great, it needs a lot of fixing up, but until our country as a whole begins valuing education and the role it serves in boosting the economic and social well-being of the nation, it will continue to get short-shrift, and parents will not encourage their children in a positive manner to participate in the process that will ultimate lead them to their adulthood.

"Man, that teacher really sucks!" "Well, if you shut your mouth and actually did your work, you might do well and change your mind!"

by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006

Teacher Burn

Simply the act of getting burned by a teacher in front of the whole class thus resulting in the class saying "Teacher Burn!"

Teacher: "Today we will be learning More On Lenses, or as I like to call the Christian Lenses" (More + On = Moron, Moron = Christian)

Class: "TEACHER BURN!"

by Nick Rinke April 1, 2009

Teacher

A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.

Your friend would make a good Teacher

by Kromyan October 9, 2009

English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

Math Teacher

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

by MIF's baby March 1, 2007

math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.

by trians December 28, 2008