ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

ranch dipper

A Country or southern girl who acts ratchet and sleeps around with who ever she can skank When she goes to the bar, she hopes to get double dipped,by two guys she's a ranchdipper

Did you see the girl Lauren on party down south 2? She's a ranch dipper.

by Vincenzo925 October 9, 2015

The Isabella Ranch Incident

The Isabella Ranch Incident is where people smashed ranch all in the school bathroom.

Bro, do you remember the Isabella ranch incident?

by mispolurband November 1, 2025

Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025