number 3

Jizz/Chode/Spooge

I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.

by hrvatska June 6, 2003

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 27, 2015

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

Jenny Number

Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.

Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.

Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?

Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!

by Hextacy October 5, 2007

tellerphone number

The telephone number of a hot bank teller. More rewarding than a normal telephone number.

Due to limited use of good looks and charm alone, she has the highest demand for a good impression. The ability to get her number even after seeing your payroll stubs and account balance.

"there is this hot ass teller at my bank, I wanna ask her out but I'm broke as hell. I can't wait to deposit my tax return, I'm gonna get that tellerphone number."

by Clean breaker April 20, 2009