A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

by Geigs33 June 13, 2018

by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

by portprincess September 16, 2006

by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019

by I like pone butts October 6, 2016
