Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.

Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018

Pissy Shitties

When you add coke at the movie theatre to your popcorn. It s called a pissy shitty, due to the consistency.

I make pissy shitties at the movie theatre for maximum flavor.

by Physicsclubbbb August 31, 2022

shitty anal

When you give a girl anal and she craps on your dick.

“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”

by Myasscrack December 9, 2016

Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.

Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"

by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018