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comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.
by jek September 9, 2003
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Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too
Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator
by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020
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Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.
“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”
by blaneficker March 15, 2025
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collegeview commons

High rise apartment complex off Homer Watson Blvd in Kitchener, Ontario.

The parking is a disaster, if you ever want to have friends over and god-forbid they brought a vehicle and didn't uber... they'll be waiting for an hour during the hours of 6pm to 5am just to park their car since there is only 40 spots for guests in a complex with over 1000 residents. Oh but wait, underground parking for residents is always full too... so you also gotta fight with residents who can't park underground just for a spot in the guest parking. Good luck... I recommend bringing some reading material.

The AC does't turn on until the middle-end of June because they hope someone has to be sent in an ambulance for heat stroke.

If you're a international student you may like it since 95% of the residents are not Canadian citizens.

They do not tell you when you get a roommate. You might have a empty room in the unit for like a week and out of the blue you come home and there is some person sitting on the couch that you do not know using your kitchen towels to clean their feet.

All in all, avoid this place. The positive reviews on facebook and google are either from people who work there or international students who don't expect anything.

The majority of residents are pretty inconsiderate too, if you got your hands full of groceries don't expect anyone to hold a door open for you. The only nice people in this whole dump are the janitors.
Guy: Hey man are you at collegeview commons?
Guy 2: Yeah

Guy: Sorry to hear
by dankyeetmemes June 11, 2019
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Common literature

1. A thing that certain people consider "very scary" when used by one who's typing is all over the place, usually very poor grammar, capitalization, spelling, and more, then suddenly changes to the proper way of typing/writing.

2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.

3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.
"What? I simply decided to use common literature properly to do better with English. It's not like the world is ending." "YOUR TYPING NORMAL AND IT'S SCARY" "You're, not your. Your is ta-" "SHUT-"
by Discord's Personal Satan January 6, 2021
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Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)
"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."
by good attention July 31, 2013
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