Studden

To not be concerned or worried about a person, place, or thing.

I'm not studden anyone of these debt collectors who keep calling my phone.

I ain't studden Johnny anymore because he's just going to have to sit his ass in jail this time.

by Mackendeez October 18, 2021

Student

A stressed, anxious, and depressed person. They are usually young, but occasionally a person decides to continue being a student at an older age.

"Why is he laying down on the road?"
"Oh, that's Mark. He's a student."

by BananaMocha December 3, 2021

Sludgecake

Occurs when one's semen comes in contact with any sort of home made pastry, usually cake or pie. Usually happens to be served at any gathering of sorts. Sometimes done on purpose, sometimes not. (noun)

Joseph: Did you hear about what happened at Mitch's party last night??? It turns out his birthday cake was a SLUDGECAKE!

Joe: Yeah, I was there.

by deviousbaker December 7, 2021

Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.

Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”

by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021

Student Rebellion Day

December 22nd is Student Rebellion Day. On this date, all students are allowed to rebel against their teachers and principals and change homework due dates.

Be careful, Student Rebellion Day is almost here.

by mexican.cartel.leader December 12, 2021

Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022

Sludge

Anything mass produced by a capitalist political-economic system (usually the United States) that is intended for mindless consumption. Sludge is generally poor in quality and unhealthy for the consumer. Sludge ranges from media to fast food.

Wife: John! You haven't left the couch since I left for work! What have you been doing all day?!

Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!

Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*

by The Gunk Meister June 23, 2023