stratejizz

(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.

Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."

by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014

Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015

stoute brothers

The most dysfunctional people you will ever meet. While one failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and is addicted to pokemon the other has a neck as long as a giraffe and went bald at the age of 15

Wow you are almost a weird as the stoute brothers

by (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง May 7, 2018

srutee

A gorgeous person with a big heart. Srutee will always be there for you and is smart. She is compassionate and warm but get on her bad side I dare you. Confidence looks best on her and it makes her glow.

Bro, damn srutee is a skinny ass bitch with some smarts.

by bond1614_yesssir November 15, 2021

Stutee

Good luck, something good that happens to someone

person 1- I have an interview today and I'm very nervous

person 2- don't worry, just take some stutee with you

person 1- oh yes! stutee will makes go well

by larararraraa November 22, 2021

STRUTH

A “Stromberg” truth. An exaggeration of a real truth. Or a blatant lie that someone passes off as a truth.

Bernie claims he is the best cornhole player on the block. This is a Struth because he clearly isn’t.

by Word truth May 27, 2023