stocked

derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious

Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight.

by B.R.V. April 29, 2008

shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure

I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt

by senior shock dock February 20, 2011

shock value

The only value in filthy, disgusting, violent, or obscene materials in the media (television shows, movies, online forums, etc.). Ironically, these things have become so common that even the shock value is gone, leaving their existence pointless and the masses desensitised (or disgusted).

The reason half the definitions on UD exist.

You can't show that on television! Oh, wait, nevermind.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

shockher

The definition as it has been explained through out the years is NOT to plessure a woman with one finger in her pussy and one finger in her ass. On the contrary it is TWO fingers in the pussy and One in the ass. It is most commonly explained to the unknowing with the following anechdote "Two in the pink, one in the stink"

Two in the pink, one in the stink

by Raoul Duke March 20, 2005

The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.

Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"

by the storm drains May 3, 2008

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

g-shock'd

to slap or hit anyone with a g-shock watch

person 1:Hey,trying to mess with me?

person 2:Yeah,i'm gonna hit you.

person 1:Go,I dare you.

person 2:BAM, g-shock'd

by G_WATCH January 22, 2011