Guitarist of industrial band Mindless Self Indulgence. Also, co-creater, along with Jimmy Urine of side project the Left-Rights. Slightly pretentious, but asides from that an all-round awesome guy.
by Goldie_Drive April 29, 2008
Get the steve righ?mug. A sneaky steve is when one brings home a woman after being completely hammered, only to find out the next morning that it was a male. Sometimes the person is so hammered that their roomates must inform them that "hot girl" they slept with was truly a man.
"Dude I met this hot chick last night at this party, the only problem was I didn't realize it was a guy till after we scrumpted! He sure pulled a sneaky steve on me!"
by Sex Panterh October 22, 2008
Get the Sneaky Stevemug. When one fucks a black girl from behind wearing only high socks and a patented Rick Steves money belt.
by jjjjjj1234 September 19, 2010
Get the Rick Steving Itmug. Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.
Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.
What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.
Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.
Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.
What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.
Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.
Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
by AboveTheIgnorance May 29, 2011
Get the Steve Jobsmug. You know, that one guy in the shady part of town who's always says he wants "the Succ." He always looks at people with a weird look on his face. Nobody usually accepts his offers for succ, but a few people come around and give him a few bucks...
Guy 1: Yo man I just saw Steve behind that corner.
Guy 2: You mean succulent Steve?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: We should get out of here....
Steve: HI FELLAS. YA WANT SOME SUCC FOR A FEW BUCKS?
Guy 2: SHIT, RUN!
Guy 2: You mean succulent Steve?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: We should get out of here....
Steve: HI FELLAS. YA WANT SOME SUCC FOR A FEW BUCKS?
Guy 2: SHIT, RUN!
by MushRoomMincer May 30, 2017
Get the Succulent Stevemug. Amusing memes relating to Steve the minecraft default skin. Some people dislike minecraft because they are old or because they are racist again Steve's darker skin.
by UrbanDictionaryIsAThing March 7, 2021
Get the Steve Mememug. Did you see all the Rasta Steves getting the boot from Occupy oakland?
Rasta Steve over there looks like he thinks he is at burning man everyday.
Rasta Steve over there looks like he thinks he is at burning man everyday.
by El CHente October 25, 2011
Get the Rasta Stevemug.