sheltin

A fat ass ginger who likes to wrestle hot sweaty men.. Loves dick.. Lives in California... Broke his ankle at a roller derby.. chipped his tooth from a frisbee.. pathetic... Weak... Fucking retarded.. Eats just as much as buddah..

Throw away.. Sheltin..

Sheltin can't walk.. he's to fat...

by Payton Vetter March 11, 2017

Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.

My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.

by Las79 August 2, 2017

Helter Skelter

out of control

Chelsea form this season is helter skelter

by Olalekan Afeez November 22, 2015

Liam Skelton

"Crisp. Refreshing. Thirst-Quenching Excitement." -Coca-Cola 2021. Liams everywhere are known for their cool and funny personality. So people named Liam Skelton have that refreshing funny taste to them.

My friend Liam Skelton is such a crisp person.

by Medium Mac April 27, 2022

Skelton

A facial disfigurement or grotesque look someone has on any day.

Yo, I woke up this morning and my face was lookin' skelton.

by Brad Patria February 25, 2009

Shelton

A shitty little shit-hole town in Western Washington. People here drive like dipshits. It is not uncommon to see 4x4's upside down in the ditch during winter after getting 1 inch of snow.

Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.

The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.

Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.

This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.

You're so fucking cracked out you probably live in Shelton

by Zamurath April 7, 2011

smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007