stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.

Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.

by A GuyVegan October 19, 2017

steaming ramin

When you aggressively suck the shit out of someone's asshole, preferably through a boba straw

Bro I got steaming Ramin'd last night. Felt amazing.

by Chunky carrots October 15, 2017

Steaming Clever

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018

Stealing

Permanent borrowing without permission

Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!

by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Stepping on Harsh Territory

This phrase is widely used to refer to the act of treading dangerously. Similar to stepping on thin ice.

Relax, man. You’re stepping on harsh territory.

by karen4ever September 2, 2018

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018