stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009

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Stanley

The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!

Are you going to the market in Stanley today?

No thanks, I don't need any charity clothes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

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Stankenstein

Someone who has body odor that rivals the strength of Frankenstein.

Soap and Water can be used to frighten a Stankenstein away from the village.

There's no wonder, therefore, that reaction to his hideous stank is to flee and consider it evil. — Mary Smelley 1818

by JboCapone October 12, 2010

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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.

"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger

by J.K.2 November 12, 2011

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Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009

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