smurf

A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.

He smurfed that asshole.

by Leetass June 28, 2003

smurffins

smurffins is the most general word ever creating in contemporary urban language.
it defines any state of mind, a place, a thing, a story, a person, and so on.

everything can be related to the word smurffins.
it's used when you want to point something out and you don't want to specify that matter.

it started to be used in the late 60's by a small hippie community, whom rejected the clear and objective definition of all things surrounding them.

case 1: pass me the smurffins, will you?

case 2: don't be such a smurffins, james!!!

case 3: where do you guys wanna go? - let's rock it out to the smurffins!!!!

many other cases could be presented, being smurffins such a universal word.

by isaacnoris October 21, 2009

smurfpit

Smurfpit is denglish (german-english) word for a conference room.

Cause those rooms are mostly bursting of people and temperature, you feel like too many smurfs in a pit.

Damned. We gotta go to the smurfpit today.

Always cooped up in that crappy smurfpit.

by I am a Gunner September 12, 2009

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

Smurfify

Smurfify • v. (smurfifies, smurfifying, smurfified) to permanently or temporarily stain one’s body parts or belongings blue.
-DERIVATIVES smurfification

Girl 1: Damn! That blue hair dye has stained my skin!
Girl 2: Haha, looks like you used it to smurfify your face!
Girl 1: Oh no! I've been smurfified!

by loopylollypop May 20, 2013

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.

I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.

by Shaydawg June 30, 2014